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Laughter is the best medicine and our regular round-up of press and media funnies aims to put a smile on the most downcast of faces.

From amusingly misspelt headlines to double-entendres of the first degree, we want to feature them on this page.

We used to round them up into collections of ‘Friday Funnies’ and these can still be viewed here, but we will now be publishing them individually both here and on the site homepage.

If you spot one, tell us about it at editor.htfp@and.co.uk.

Unidentified Headline 107

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 Isn’t the quietest time of year for traffic during the school holidays? There’s no Japanese four-wheel drives that have never seen a speck of mud, or purple

Kids don't need teaching how to swear

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 Bum, willy, poo, tit, todger. Sorry, just doing my homework. You see, schools in Cornwall are teaching children swear words in an attempt to stop them… err…

Unidentified Headline 109

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 A young lady called Vicky Botwright (honest), an up-and-coming British squash player, has succeeded in her appeal to be allowed to perform in championships wearing just a

Torquay paper gives dogthe push

The Herald Express has helped saved a Nottingham family’s holiday from ruin. The Higham Family was enjoying a holiday in the bay, when they found their dog, Zippy, was starting to struggle getting up the town’s hills – until he

Mr Blah's nanny state

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 It hasn’t taken NuLabour long to get into its second term stride, has it? It’s only two weeks since the election and Mr Blah has already sorted

Unidentified Headline 111

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 Now I’m not too worried about having a Sports Minister who doesn’t even know who captains the British Lions. This is politics, after all, where knowing nowt

Social workers swinging the lead

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 If you had to guess which category of employee took the most days off sick, who would it be? Policemen? Maybe. They’re generally lazy sods who are

Unidentified Headline 110

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 Meanwhile the Westminster gravy train keeps steaming ahead, with no buffers even remotely in sight. As well as copping for an 11 per cent rise which will

Excellent service from the chef

There were red faces all round at one weekly paper, which seems to have discovered a new way to bring the punters in to local restaurants. Hidden in the middle of a spread on eating out, was this entry for

Unidentified Headline 112

Vive la difference! by Graham Smith Page 3 of 3 The outdoor tables at a high-class restaurant edge precariously onto the roadside. More than once a diner almost ended up with roast duck, orange sauce, a side salad and a

Unidentified Headline 113

Vive la difference! by Graham Smith Page 2 of 3 You stick your nose out, remember to stay on the right and then you glance in the mirror. There are seventeen French people in assorted vehicles examining the small letters

Barry's dilemma on the big vote

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 So I suppose you want me to tell you how to vote? Well, on one side we have a dim-witted incompetent with a hair crisis and an

Unidentified Headline 115

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 So, back to the really important things in life, like Survivor and Big Brother. Have you noticed that out of the entire casts of the two programmes,

Ministerial appointments and the Aussie cricket team

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 So, there we go. Another five years of lies, false promises and sleaze. I sometimes think that you people shouldn’t be trusted with something as important as

Unidentified Headline 114

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 A new report, issued last week by the ludicrously-named Home and Leisure Accident Surveillance System, showed that last year there were 37 reported injuries caused by tea-cosy

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