This headline surely speaks for itself:

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But what were the police hoping to find here? Dracula? –

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Must have been a court reporter on a long committal hearing.

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The rest of the guests must have been put in the shade at this one:

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Although this thespian revelation must surely contravene privacy regulations:

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