A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 It hasn’t taken NuLabour long to get into its second term stride, has it? It’s only two weeks since the election and Mr Blah has already sorted

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 If you had to guess which category of employee took the most days off sick, who would it be? Policemen? Maybe. They’re generally lazy sods who are

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 Meanwhile the Westminster gravy train keeps steaming ahead, with no buffers even remotely in sight. As well as copping for an 11 per cent rise which will

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 So I suppose you want me to tell you how to vote? Well, on one side we have a dim-witted incompetent with a hair crisis and an

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 So, back to the really important things in life, like Survivor and Big Brother. Have you noticed that out of the entire casts of the two programmes,

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 A new report, issued last week by the ludicrously-named Home and Leisure Accident Surveillance System, showed that last year there were 37 reported injuries caused by tea-cosy

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 Oh joy! The election campaign is in full swing and there are more false promises being made than during the last dance at a disco.But don’t despair.

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 BUSINESS: No telephone calls from sales people while Coronation Street’s on. Bank staff to be awarded stars to wear like in McDonald’s. Call-holding systems outlawed. Mines and

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 John Prescott is an absolute disgrace. Fancy trying to deck a farm worker with one pathetic jab? Where was the follow-up body shot? Where was the uppercut?

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 You know my views on this. The only people who should have the right to vote are property owners of sound mind and body. And, in the

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 It’s come to something when the bloody Germans feel free to have a pop at this great country of ours. In a badly-written diatribe in Stern magazine

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 This, I kid you not, is what one of Fleet Street’s finest had to say about the England captain after comparing him to Robert de Niro’s psychopathic

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 Meanwhile Whittaker, our wrinkled retainer, has spent hours on the phone to the Daily Mail claiming he’s caught the human version of foot and mouth. He actually

A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 Which fool sent Ronnie Biggs a passport? And why do we want him back in the first place? Just because he embarrassed the cops by having the