Our record-breaking streak continues this week as we bring you another collection of press funnies for an unprecedented seventh Friday on the trot.

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When we first saw this headline from The Scotsman, we thought ‘rockets’ were some sort of fancy, meths-and-moonshine based cocktail that we southern lightweights could never handle:

The nation was quite rightly outraged last summer when news of MPs fiddling their expenses broke…..but surely this one should have been let off the hook?:

The picture captioning department at the New York Times gets ever more creative:

We’re not sure what Bill thought of this one.

We understand staff at this South Yorkshire store weren’t offended by this headline:

And finally, when is a headline not a headline? Over to The Journal and Nottingham Evening Post to answer that conundrum…..:

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