A little light relief for HTFP readers after those early Easter deadlines, trying to fill wide open spaces with non-existent news while waiting for the schools to go back…
We’re only here as public servants, you know:
Her Majesty’s Press can also assist in cases of mistaken identity:
… in passing on vital information…
Passing on vital research news…
Or helping teachers answer that recurring question:
But since when was doorstep building a crime?
Or blowing your own trumpet, albeit as a footnote?
If you’ve seen a headline or a news report – good, bad or bizarre – that you think deserves a wider audience, fax it to us, marked for the attention of Patrick Astill, on 0116 227 3147.
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