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Doris is not dead – despite reports to the contrary

She looks so pleased!

A challenge indeed:

No doubt the poor little mite will get his vampire friends to dispense natural justice.

Yes, it was the Royal British Legion, and a very busy sub-editor.

And finally:

In the capital, the new congestion charge still seems to be confusing people out there on the roads.
As a South London Press journalist was standing just inside the new boundary – notepad in hand, ready to report on any chaos – a confused motorist dashed up to him, tapped his shoulder and asked if he could pay him the fiver charge.
A nice thought.

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