To while away the dark mornings (when you should be making the calls and checking the diary), here’s a fresh selection of headlines, small ads and items from the regional newspaper industry.

That woman on the front page does look an awful lot like her though…

And we know that some cities have a bad reputation, but are vigilantes necessarily the best answer?

Hope the crew remembers to take some cat food and a curry.

More on cats – but should we really be subjecting them to dodgy calls from desperate punters?

And here is War Journalist Figure, the all-action doll with a spare set of hands:

Last, but not least, a Grimsby Telegraph is delivered to a tank near you…