Beat the Bank Holiday blues with a selection of items that have floated our boat…

How lucky is lucky? Take look at the start of this press release from the West Mids Ambulance Service:

And here’s another one from the same stable – the fourth cow is ‘still missing’, apparently. We’re trying to get a photofit:

Meanwhile, back at the Surrey Mirror, a reader sent the editor a letter stating simply: “I dislike your paper intensely” … along with a cheque renewing their subscription for 12 months.

Here’s a good headline, if a little confused:

(It’s a loooong way down from that ward window)

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It just had to be a story about the press getting it wrong…

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And finally, a contender for the most sensitive press release of the year: Heather Mills -v- McDonalds worker. Who is the winner? Well, you guess…

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Click through to our previous collection: Expensive shirts and a cheap gag –.

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