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Old pops can beat the idols
by Graham Smith

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Pity, he would do well. I recently listened to a CD of 40s and 50s variety star Ronnie Ronalde, the magic whistler, and CDs of veteran stars sell in their thousands. Ronnie is still going strong and living in New Zealand but is due to visit the UK soon. He’s done 60 years in the business and has something you cannot manufacture…talent.

Hear Say eat your hearts out and bring back Sing Something Simple.

Wee spot of bother
An Australian politician has been banned from playing football for two weeks because he weed behind a bush during the match.

Oh come on. Surely he could have tied his kangaroo down until the final whistle.Matthew Bonson was disciplined by local league officials for breaking the by-laws.

They should be grateful there was a bush there.

Just wild about Harry
One is not amused. While one has been cavorting around with Camellia Parker Bowels one’s second born has been on the whacky baccy and sherbert and mouthing obscenities at the staff down at The Frog and Firkin.

What has Prince Charles done about it? He has dragged Harry by the left lughole to visit a rehabilitation centre. Might have been better to get a nasty Corgi to nip him in the differentials or better still a polo pony to place a hearty kick up his rear end.

They must be telling porkies
A barmpot who strapped pork chops to his feet and walked through a hotel is being sued by another customer who says he slipped in the grease.

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