The Southern Daily Echo has found the invisible man – and photographed him.

He was mentioned in this report of a van fire, which happened as Alan Lopez was driving through a sleepy Hampshire village.

Big news – and a corking picture story. But the picture that accompanied the report revealed his real identity.

A close-up, in case you can’t see him:

Or perhaps he was wearing camouflage, had turned green or passed out on the floor with excitement.

She must be the village booby.

Press release apology of the week:

Well, that would help, wouldn’t it?