Debbie Eales, of the Kent Messenger Group, had doubled her chances of winning a bumper box of luxuty chocolates in time for Christmas by sending us these two Christmas crackers.

A group of chess grand masters have just returned to their hotel from atournament and they’re all standing around the reception, trying to out-doeach other, with tales of their exploits.

What’s the Christmas song?

Chess nuts boasting round an open foyer!

The second…(which she’s cleaned up)

Q: What’s the difference between a reindeer and the James Last Orchestra?

A: The reindeer’s got the horns at the front and the …. at the back!

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