by holdthefrontpage staff
Romford Recorder news editor Ian Lynch pulled rank over colleagues to get up-close and personal with busty glamour girl Jordan.
Ian, (28), ventured out to meet the star when she opened a local sex shop to mark national Foreplay Day - and ended up having a cosy chat with her on a sofa for the Archant-run title.
Jordan, real name Katie Price, spoke to Ian after posing provocatively for the cameras wearing only a thong and body paint.
Ian asked Jordan if foreplay was important to her but was left red-faced when she immediately switched the question round back to him.
Ian said: "It was a dream come true, she has fantastic… eyes.
"Not many people can boast of spending time on a sofa with Jordan, but I did - and loved every second of it."
Ian returned to the office to tell his envious colleagues of his experience and has now covered his desk with pictures of himself and the model.
He said: "All that's left to say to Jordan is - thanks for the mammaries."
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