by holdthefrontpage staff
Here is the latest batch of odd headlines and news from the papers and online:
Hmm, what indeed?
Heffer. Heifer?
Can they really use headlines like this?
And finally, this, three pars from the end of a press release from the Ferrari Press Agency, after a hectic day at the office:
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