Citizen journalism at its best, perhaps?
Or was it maybe the Paisley Daily Express website?

And so the story unfolds...

Must have been a typo - we're sure they must be a really nice local authority.

Unfortunately named lawyer in this particular case:

Or Kimberley mebbee?

Bet this drove a lot of readers to the website!

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