More funnies, oddments and oddities contributed by our eagle-eyed readers.

Bell end humour:

Sometimes it pays to actually get a handle on the slant of the letter before writing the headline...

Meanwhile, we knew poor little Kylie was feeling off-colour at the weekend, but this concert-goer's quote from the BBC website makes her sound a whole lot worse: "Kylie came on the stage and looked fine when she sang Better The Devil You Know, but then she said she had a sore throat and croaked."

Isn't persecution free of charge? See last line of this BT Yahoo news article on a pit bull incident: