More speeling and story construction oddities from the regional press.

(except after 'c')

Whoops - they did it again!

Spot the killer quote from the emergency services at the end of this horsey tale:

Blah, blah, blah, press release info etc etc

This was a story about what happened to the camera crew accused of traspassing in the grounds of Brad Pitt's Hollywood home. Seems a little harsh, though:

Ernie Wise: "The newspaper article what I wrote..."

And something familiar from closer to home:

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