Headlines and funnies from the regional press start this time with a rather worrying headline - thank goodness it wasn't captured on film:

Despite a well-won fight to lift the Carlsberg South Western League title, Bodmin Town skipper Darren Gilbert did his best to throw it away!

As League president Tristan Scott handed over the silverware, Gilbert did a juggling act as the crowd watched it slip from his grasp...

The picture, by Bernard White, of the Cornish Guardian, captured the moment - but he said it was the first thing the skipper had done wrong all season.

Severe punlshment measures called for by the chief constable:

And the good old small ads again:

Proving we all do what we're best at:

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And an old favourite from the archives: Since when was doorstep building a crime?

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