Our latest collection of unusual regional press headlines and stories.

And still on a Scottish theme:

At least the paper said who will be pulling the trigger...

And from a paper that really ought to know its Ant from its Dec:

(It was the Evening Chronicle, Newcastle)

The mind boggles.

It's like that in my home too - first the dinner, then the washing up, then tomorrow's sandwiches...

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