Our latest collection of unusual regional press headlines and stories.

Belly laughs from the subs:

Entry in Pet of the Year from the Somerset Guardian:

Another night on the curry takes its toll:

Sad story about a pedestrian getting knocked down in Dudley - but look closely... perhaps he looked the wrong way as he stepped off the kerb:

Incomprehensible press release corner:

So what was it they do...?

We know how they feel.

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Can you do better? If you've seen a headline or a news report - good, bad or bizarre - that you think deserves a wider audience, fax it to us, marked for the attention of Patrick Astill, on 0116 227 3147, or e-mail us the scan at pastill@nep.co.uk.

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