Our latest collection of regional press headlines:

We can only begin to imagine the picture that must have accompanied this caption:

Flying pub alert:

Exploding cat alert:

Antisocial social worker alert:

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Can you do better? If you've seen a headline or a news report - good, bad or bizarre - that you think deserves a wider audience, fax it to us, marked for the attention of Patrick Astill, on 0116 227 3147, or e-mail us the scan at pastill@nep.co.uk.

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