Part II of headlines that made us say "eh?".
Came out of the closet, we understand.
Shouldn't that read "BJs are on the menu"?
From a court story about a pensioner who drank far too much.
Columnist gets her glad rags on to illustrate the story.
From when Terminator Arnie wrote to the Magpies, telling them of his fond memories
of Byker and Newcastle.
Back to our previous selection.
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