The nights are drawing in and the rain keeps coming.....but fear not as the comical press headlines and stories are pouring in to the HoldtheFrontPage office.

Please keep them coming to editor.htfp@and.co.uk and receive our eternal gratitude in return. Sit back, relax and gorge yourself on our latest Friday Funnies.

In the 21st century newspaper publishers are becoming increasingly aware of the unlimited capacity of the internet......but perhaps there are still some stories which can wait until the print edition:

And on a similar theme, how about another world-beating headline guaranteed to get readers excited:

Regular readers of HoldtheFrontPage will have seen the recent stories of redundancies at newspapers across the UK. One obviously keen-eyed entrepreneur has spotted an opportunity to produce a fitting T-shirt design which is already circulating widely on the internet:

We don't normally run funnies from the BBC.....but stories like this don't come along everyday:

While we're taking things downmarket, if anyone can explain what a "Dick Fest" is, we'd love to hear from them:

Click through to our previous collection: Helicopter headline raises a smile

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