Here are some funnies to keep you going well into the longest day tomorrow, including an editor eating humble pie on his news judgement - and another suffering the flattery of imitation...

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First up: Which editor said: "I can't imagine a time when we'd splash a story about [Big Brother's] Alexandra in the paper, but on the web it's a different matter."

And then splashed on the story, saying in mitigation: "In all honestly, I couldn't bring myself to put another murder on the front page, and went with the next best option."

The answer's here, so click on through...

Meanwhile, we had a tip-off about a spoof article on a football website, supposedly penned by the editor of an award-winning Suffolk daily paper.

So we thought it was our duty to share it with you - made us smile, anyway. And it's rather a labour of love.

The spoof is posted here.

And the two articles that (might have) prompted it are here - and also here.

The story we'd all been waiting for:

And another one here - the joys of web-first breaking news:

Wonder how high this "Air Ambulance" can fly?

Finally, Jade Goody says to keep schtum on this police operation:

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