Our Bank Holiday funnies tickled the funny bone and attracted a whole new clutch of odd headlines and copy.

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Ballet fraud claim - being investigated by the barre council.

Meanwhile, down in the smoke...

Q: What does the Croydon Guardian's Ian Carter have that's an inch or so longer and wider than it used to be?
A: It's the Advertiser itself, thanks to its move to a new printer this week.

And finally, this clumsy attempt at the BBC website:

It did the trick and it was good to see this headline the most e-mailed all weekend:

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