A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 Trouble at Beelzebub Mansions. Whittaker, our wrinkled retainer and odd job man, has been pursuing a vendetta against the greengrocer in the village after being thrown out
Laughter is the best medicine and our regular round-up of press and media funnies aims to put a smile on the most downcast of faces.
From amusingly misspelt headlines to double-entendres of the first degree, we want to feature them on this page.
We used to round them up into collections of ‘Friday Funnies’ and these can still be viewed here, but we will now be publishing them individually both here and on the site homepage.
If you spot one, tell us about it at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Come fly with me! by Graham Smith Page 3 of 3 Down on the ground for repair the Hawk looks tiny. It is made of aluminium, same as your grandad’s greenhouse, and frankly I think I would prefer to be
Vive la difference! by Graham Smith Page 2 of 3 You stick your nose out, remember to stay on the right and then you glance in the mirror. There are seventeen French people in assorted vehicles examining the small letters
Vive la difference! by Graham Smith Page 3 of 3 The outdoor tables at a high-class restaurant edge precariously onto the roadside. More than once a diner almost ended up with roast duck, orange sauce, a side salad and a
A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 We are told that a shortage of vets is causing a backlog of Foot and Mouth-infected animals waiting to be slaughtered. Well it’s time to mobilise the
A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 Seventeen primary school children in Brighton have made themselves ill after eating daffodils and were sent home clutching their stomachs in pain. Why should we put up
A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 Am I alone in wondering why all the fuss about Sophie Rhys-Jones wanting to earn a few bob? Let’s face it, she’s married to an inept Mummy’s
Come fly with me! by Graham Smith Freelance journalist Graham Smith, Managing Editor of Mediaworld PR Ltd, spends a day with the Red Arrows aerobatics team. Page 1 of 3 You would not want to fly with Andrew Offer after
Come fly with me! by Graham Smith Page 2 of 3 Blacking out? Apparently when they do one particular manoeuvre, which involves hurtling two aircraft towards each other so you couldn’t put a pencil between them, they pull a G
A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 Declan Swan. It’s a name to strike fear and revulsion in the heart of every telly viewer. Declan Swan isn’t an IRA terrorist. He isn’t a dim-witted
A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 Perhaps you could give some thought to guiding your headline writers to avoid offending different racial groups with the use of such terms.” Now this is a
Bristol Observer reporter Jayne Taylor suffers a daily trauma – and that’s before she gets to work… Read on to find out how she copes with the local public transport Page 1 of 2 ARGH! I might be in the
Here are some new headline funnies, all spotted in the UK regional press… The ladies at the Saffron Waldon Reporter quite liked this one… (From an ad feature about a Cambridgeshire pub/restaurant – honestly!) But talk about stating the obvious…
A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 1 of 2 Look out! The police are kicking the door down! I suppose it was to be expected. Once they’d decided to investigate the appalling Anne Robinson for making
A weekly column reproduced from the Bristol Evening Post Page 2 of 2 The latest lucky recipient of the big cheque is Acting Chief Superintendent Anil Patani of Nottinghamshire Police. (Yes, he’s Asian, but I’d be saying the same about