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Singing condoms and golden sausages
by Graham Smith

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Monkey business
Six hundred monkeys are to be given a thank you banquet by civic leaders in Thailand.

A stack of fruit is to be placed in the local town square for them to eat as a thank you for attracting tourists.

Westminster Council is said to be considering a similar scheme for outside the House of Commons.

Becks scores every time
Victoria Beckham says David Beckham prefers scoring with her in bed to scoring goals for England.

Doesn’t it make you sick? If this pair get flatulence it’s in The Mirror.

Wonder if he keeps the white boots on?

Old habits die hard
Nuns at a Bavarian school are threatening to walk out after being criticised for refusing to teach sex education.

The sisters told pupils that dancing was devilish and have ripped all the sex pages out of the biology books.

They should be reported straight to Julie Andrews and told to raise their habits.


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