An ordinary ram raid – until you take a look at the by-line. Are the police following up all lines of inquiry?:

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And while we’re on the subject of animal names:

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This bovine safety expert must have been directing operations:

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But worse things happen at sea:

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Of course, we’ll always have room for a simple typo:

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And there’s always space for our favourites – if you’re ever in doubt, look in the bathroom:

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See our previous headlines…

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