Funny ha-ha andfunny peculiar

by HoldTheFrontPage Staff, last updated on June 25, 2007

Our latest batch of headlines, painstakingly clipped from the regional press. Our thanks to contributors, and again, names are withheld to protect the guilty!

First up – there’s nothing like a good inquest…

Presumably he’d jumped, shot himself, taken an overdose and slashed his wrists?

In a similar vein, this touching “tibute” appeared in a different paper:

But on a lighter note, some interesting crimes are reported in Somerset:

Perhaps their friend is raffling off the loot:

More animal magic here:

Parents: can this possibly be true?

Thank goodness for a superhero body part:

OOPS! We ran out of spa…

If you’ve seen a headline or a news report – good, bad or bizarre – that you think deserves a wider audience, fax it to us, marked for the attention of Patrick Astill, on 01332 253027.

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