Our latest batch of headlines, painstakingly clipped from the regional press. Our thanks to contributors, and again, names are withheld to protect the guilty!
First up – there’s nothing like a good inquest…
Presumably he’d jumped, shot himself, taken an overdose and slashed his wrists?
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