Contributions this weekend to our selection of headlines includes a website – where a banner advert sat rather unfortunately at the top of an update on the Jill Dando murder investigation.

We liked this headline from those glory days at the Sydney Olympics.

And here are the rest of your recent contributions:

This sounds like an educational experience:

A drastic punishment…:

And this one’s not much better…:

What went right with it?

Just to show we know the apostrophe’s in the right place – we’ll use it twice:

I suppose it could – if they were very hungry…:

Disappointment in the end:

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