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Rachel Allen, of the Romford Recorder newspaper, felt compelled to apologise for the joke she has contributed to our corny Christmas contest.

“Sorry – it’s the only one I remember from last year’s crackers!” said Rachel, before wowing us with:

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the office Christmas party?

Because he had no-body to go with!

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